Top Ten Reasons That Hurricane Season Is Like Christmas:

Number Ten:

Decorating the house (with plywood).

Number Nine:

Dragging out boxes that haven’t been used since last season.

Number Eight:

Last minute shopping in crowded stores.

Number Seven:

Regular TV shows pre-empted for ‘Specials’.

Number Six:

Family coming to stay with you.

Number Five:

Family and friends from out-of-state calling you.

Number Four:

Buying food you don’t normally buy . . [...]

Free Kittens

Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign,

“FREE KITTENS” next to them.
Suddenly a long line of big black cars came up with
A policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall [...]

Goodbye to you

Maribelle’s in Seabrook is no more. This is a sad, sad day. This was such a great hole in the wall bar. If you were looking for fancy you knew immediately you were in the wrong place. This bar was a bright PINK house set up on stilts, with a great huge patio that had [...]

ALIVE

I slept in my own bed, had power, and took a HOT bath this morning. I am starting to actually feel human again.

Something wicked this way comes

Looks like Ike is heading our way. Time to batton down the hatches.

Experience Tale of the Tape: Palin vs Obama

 

 

Sarah Palin

Barack Obama

Office being sought

Vice President

President of the United States and Leader of the Free World

Full name

Sarah Louise Heath Palin

Barack Hussein Obama II

Nickname

Sarah Barracuda

Barry Obama; “The One”

Public opinion

Smoking hot in a “naughty librarian” sort of way

May be The Messiah

Age

44

48

Children

5: two sons, three daughters

2: two daughters

Religion/Church attendance

Evangelical Christian;
attends Juneau Christian Center when in Juneau and grew [...]

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