Not leaving

No matter what. Gustav may be heading this way but after the horrible experience of the Rita evacuation I refuse to get in my car and spend another 35 hrs of my life in bumper to bumper traffic to get 4 hrs North. It would probably take longer because on the news they were showing [...]

Sarah Barracuda

Way to go McCain! As far as I am concerned he is already making the right decisions. Let the race begin and the best man/woman win!

When you say nothing at all

Obama rambled on for God knows how long last night and I never heard him say one thing. According to the people in his camp he modeled his nomination acceptance speech after JFK’s .
JFK at least had words of FAITH, words of SUBSTANCE:
“Give me your help and your hand and your voice.
Recall with me the [...]

Arizona Wisdom

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona
when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the
Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the [...]

For Cranky

All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of yesterday.
A reliable source said that one of the purchasers commented that while
Russia may have invaded Georgia, they sure as hell ain’t doin’ that to
Alabama .

What scares you the most?

We were talking the other day at the hostages, and someone asked me what was scarier to me frogs or clowns, and they were posting pictures of hideous clowns, and I haven’t been able to get it out of my head since then. I think I am fixating…I know my blog BFF Rosetta is afraid [...]

Last Will

I, SOHOS, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
[...]

Smart Girl

I was talking to a friend of mine’s little girl the other day. I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up and she replied, “I want to be President!”
Both of her parents are liberal Democrats and were standing there.
So then I asked her, “If you were President what would be the [...]

Rainy days and Mondays

It is pouring down raining…pitch black outside and I am in my office trying to read resumes…zzzzzzzzzz…..it is also FREEZING. I swear my nipples could actually pop off.  All I want to do is go home and crawl into my bed…

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN TEXAS

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4 Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,
Big’un, Duke, Slim, & [...]