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Howdy Y’all! Welcome to BBF Sohos’ Berfday Edition!

After all the partying for the 4th I am a bit water logged and my poor liver needs a break so this will be a low key, family weekend. I need to catch up on some much needed sleep.  I will probably just take it easy and watch some old One Tree Hill episodes and sip on some beer.

It is also Sophia Bush’s birthday as well (that’s for XBrad)

Our Music selection today is an oldie but a goodie (MCPO should just be happy I didn’t poat Oasis)

Our beauty today was born Nov. 10, 1978. Yay 70′s!  She is a Scorpio, Camp Counselor, and Erotic film star. She kindly did charity work for an Orphanage in Slovakia Between April 2004 and January 2005.  She was named “Penthouse Pet of the Month” in 2000. I think she is a well rounded ; ) girl. Please give a warm welcome for our model today:

Kyla Cole!!!!

Here are some things that happened today in history:

951 – Paris is founded
1099 – First Crusade: 15,000 starving Christian soldiers march in religious procession around Jerusalem as its Muslim defenders look on.
1776 – Col John Nixon gave 1st public reading of Dec of Independence (Phila)
1835 – Liberty Bell cracks (again)
1891 – 61°F, highest temp for July 1891, in Baltimore & Phila
1923 – Harding becomes 1st sitting president to visit Alaska (Metlakahtla)
1947 – Reports are broadcast that a UFO has crashed landed in Roswell, New Mexico.
1965 – Joe Morgan is 1st Houston player with 6 hits in a game
1969 – US troop withdrawal begins in Vietnam
1970 Sohos is born
1981 - France performs nuclear test
1990 – Brewers beat Angels 20-7, including 13 in 5th inning
1999 – Allen Lee Davis is executed by electrocution by the state of Florida, the last use of the electric chair for capital punishment in Florida.

I hope everyone has a fantastic weekend, gets to relax, enjoy some adult beverages, and wear their new pink tutu’s. I love you all.

Open Letter to Moderate Muslims (via The H2: Taking Three Weeks of Vacation a Month Since March 2009!)

Assuming that you exist, we are to believe that you are the mainstream of the Muslim community as opposed to your extremist brothers that preach hatred from your houses of worship, kill women and homosexuals as sport, detonate bomb belts at weddings and fly planes into buildings. This is an open letter appeal to you in regards to what has become known as the "9-11 Mosque". If your desire is to live in peace with America, a country that has alread … Read More

via The H2: Taking Three Weeks of Vacation a Month Since March 2009!

One response to Obama’s attempt at rewriting history:

Barack OBAMA, in his Cairo speech, said: “I know, too, that Islam has always been a part of America ‘s story.”

AN AMERICAN CITIZEN’S RESPONSE:

Dear Mr. Obama:

Were those Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims first landed? Funny, I thought they were Native American Indians.

Were those Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving day? Sorry again, those were Pilgrims and Native American Indians.

Can you show me one Muslim signature on the United States Constitution?

Declaration of Independence ?

Bill of Rights?

Didn’t think so.

Did Muslims fight for this country’s freedom from England ? No.

Did Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the slaves in America ? No, they did not. In fact, Muslims to this day are still the largest traffickers in human slavery. Your own half brother, a devout Muslim, still advocates slavery himself, even though Muslims of Arabic descent refer to black Muslims as “pug nosed slaves.” Says a lot of what the Muslim world really thinks of your family’s “rich Islamic heritage,” doesn’t it Mr. Obama?

Where were Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this country? Not present.

There are no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking side by side with Martin Luther King, Jr. or helping to advance the cause of Civil Rights.

Where were Muslims during this country’s Woman’s Suffrage era? Again, not present. In fact, devout Muslims demand that women are subservient to men in the Islamic culture. So much so, that often they are beaten for not wearing the ‘hajib’ or for talking to a man who is not a direct family member or their husband. Yep, the Muslims are all for women’s rights, aren’t they?

Where were Muslims during World War II? They were aligned with Adolf Hitler. The Muslim grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler, reviewed the troops and accepted support from the Nazi’s in killing Jews.

Finally, Mr. Obama, where were Muslims on Sept. 11th, 2001? If they weren’t flying planes into the World Trade Center , the Pentagon or a field in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on our own soil, they were rejoicing in the Middle East . No one can dispute the pictures shown from all parts of the Muslim world celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other cable news networks that day. Strangely, the very “moderate” Muslims who’s asses you bent over backwards to kiss in Cairo , Egypt on June 4th were stone cold silent post 9-11. To many Americans, their silence has meant approval for the acts of that day.

And THAT, Mr. Obama, is the “rich heritage” Muslims have here in America .

Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot to mention the Barbary Pirates. They were Muslim.

And now we can add November 5, 2009 – the slaughter of American soldiers at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who is a doctor and a psychiatrist who was supposed to be counseling soldiers returning from battle in Iraq and Afghanistan .

That, Mr. Obama is the “Muslim heritage” in America .

H/T Clintbird

If George Bush was an idiot

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan’s holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent “Austrian language,” would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to “Cinco de Cuatro” in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word “advice” would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he’s a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush’s administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can’t think of anything? Don’t worry. He’s done all this in 8 months — so you’ll have three years and four months more to come up with an answer.

Surgery #4

Last Thursday Oct. 1st I had my 4th surgery since my accident on March 7th. This surgery I had to be at the hospital @ 6:30am and sit until 10:00am where they moved me to pre-op room. I  must say everyone at Hermann Memorial Hospital are incredibly sweet and personable. Around 11:30 they moved me to the real pre-op room and the anesthesiologist came and asked me all sorts of questions the most embarrassing was my weight in front of my Father and Count. From there they took me into the operating room. It was in there this time they gave me my relaxation cocktail. They were all so very sweet and held my hand as I went under. I woke up to this nurse speaking to a woman laying in a bed across from me. She was screaming the weirdest things. I cant remember exactly what she was saying but I started laughing and he walked over to me and said Hey! You awake? I said I guess so, is she alright? He said she is just coming out of the anesthesia. I was like is this what you do all day? He said yes, I monitor vitals and make sure everyone is ok when they wake up. I said what an interesting job. You must hear the craziest shit. He turned and said are you really awake and I said yes why? He was like b/c you are completely sober…I was like what do you mean? He said you are looking me in the eye and talking to me. I said is that wrong? He said well you just came out of major surgery and you arent moaning you are asking me if I am ok….hahahahaha Go figure. They then sent me back to some room where supposedly I dressed myself, at this point things become fuzzy and dont really remember but fragments of things for the next 30 hrs. It took that long for the anesthesia to wear off. That was the worst feeling ever. Luckily Count was there to take care of me. I am supposed to go get the staples removed this Friday and I find out that my Doctor is MIA for the next two weeks. I guess I am to pull them out myself? Hopefully the nurse will call me tomorrow with an answer to that question. I have a Dr’s appt on Oct. 20th to schedule my ACL surgery. I will have an update later.

A Jackass by any other name

LIBERALISM-THE PROBLEM TO EVERY SOLUTION

Brainiac

I cannot get this song out of my head

WAKE UP!